THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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"There's an attraction to having global interest and appeal to as many quadrants as possible, male and female, young and old," said Alan Horn, chairman of Warner Bros., which owns the rights to the "Potter" films. [Emphasis added]
Alan baby, you wouldn't know Casablanca if it hit you on the head with a TENTPOLE.
"Audiences today are looking for family experiences," said Elizabeth Gabler, president of production at Fox 2000 Pictures, which is producing the live-action "Percy Jackson."
And that's why they go to the MOVEES?
"There is a level of trust that families have to have with a movie," said Columbia Pictures co-President Matt Tolmach.
Trust? YOU?
WHO ARE THESE IDIOTS?