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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, June 27, 2009

Posted 11:04 AM by Gene

Not to prolong another topic but can anyone these last few days recall a picture of Farrah as sex symbol not baring her teeth? I think I know why: when she didn't she had a glum, dour look, like the pictures of her late in life. It was either teeth or glum. That famed pin-up shows a slight innocence but I wonder if she was capable of the come-hither look like the best of them. But to do that you have to be an actress, and as I said wonder if she was. But she proved celebrities can die with dignity, and in setting her example she burnished her name.

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