Posted 5:13 PM by Gene

SI's Vanity...Fair has run a piece on Italy's Hef, and given the pictures we must say his taste in women isn't that great (but then the real Hef won't countenance any woman with an age over 21 or an IQ over 60); nonetheless he landed a few doozies, starting with this one:



Eleonora Gaggioli is certainly not bad for a nominee for the European Parliament. Can our Congress claim such a pin-up? (Then again maybe it's the apt choice as the Parliament is mostly full of figureheads, no pun intended.)



This one -- an actress named Francesca Dellera -- we MUST post with SI's caption, which we don't think was entirely intentional. Or as Lucky Strike said long ago, so round, so firm, so fully packed.... (Forgive us.)



This one named Aida (!) Yespica, from Venezuela, has posed for Maxim, but say, what red-blooded Italian Hef could turn down this dame?



This one, a starlet named Barbara Matera, is perhaps the best of all, but we must ask, if Silvio weren't a high, er, mucky-muck what would she think? (Assuming, and we must say it alas, she can.)



And then there's the cad's wife, Veronica Lario, perhaps a little over the hill now, but if a woman with her face (and attributes) woke up tomorrow morning in our bed we could hardly chase her off.

And if we know this -- rhymes with mucky-muck he's probably all talk and no action, which might not be so bad in a politician except that's all he's known for -- especially being an Italian politician.

This post seems to have brought out the worst in us.