Posted 8:30 AM by Gene

As the world knows His Omnipotence made a speech last night, and its oratorical brilliance may be measured by the fact that people will remember it for two weeks for the idiot Congresspoop who called the grand oracle a liar. For a minute the BROCCOLIS must have been shagging on their desks until they realized they aren't too apt to tell the truth either.

And needless to say it does not flatter Republicans that one of their crew can only respond to His Omnipotence with impotent heckling. But then look at the BANEHEAD who oversees the GOP inmates in the House.

And yes, I'm aware he pronounces his name BROWTCH-lee, or something like that, but I say it's broccoli, and I say -- I like broccoli.

P. S. on 9/12 at 11:40 a. m. We stand humbly corrected, and from KAPLAN, INC. itself; it's BROWK-lee, which alas is even closer to broccoli. The rest of the preceding graf stands, and we're still calling him Broccoli.