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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, January 31, 2010

Posted 8:06 PM by Gene

AMERICA'S LEADING PR HANDOUT!!!!! finally realizes maybe that masterwork it and its fellow flack sheets have been touting isn't THE BIGGEST BOX-OFFICE SUCCESS OF ALL TIME!!!!!, and SCOTT (who's probably been looking for that cushy studio job ever since he was lucky enough to wind up with AMERICA'S LEADING PR HANDOUT!!!!!), being the fine publicity maven he is, has the guts to type this:

Studio executives argue that comparing the performance of films today with those of decades past is an unfair comparison....

But it's a comparison studios brought on themselves, says Paul Dergarabedian of Hollywood.com.

"Hollywood has always liked to beat its chest," he says.

It's a wonder PAUL DRECK has chest bones.



Nonetheless, for his devoted use of another of America's great PR kings, A NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK AWARD TO SCOTT!

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