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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, January 18, 2010

Posted 7:46 PM by Gene

And as if we don't have evidence enough we're in a -- don't SAY that word! Say ECONOMY -- The Econowiz posits Michigan won't fully recover until 2025. "Gov." Granholm and others think it can come back with EDUCATIONHEALTHCARE. So we run programs to teach the unemployed in EDUCATIONHEALTHCARE. What if we can magically put everyone back to work? Where would they work? Oh, EDUCATIONHEALTHCARE. And who would PAY for it? Well, the Feds, and, uh...somebody. RENDELLISM is a circular argument, burying states and cities as it digs its circular path deeper.

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