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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Posted 6:16 PM by Gene

Speaking of talk shows the other day as part of my continuing obsession with music downloads I found an album of Doc Severinsen and the Tonight Show band. (Wrong -- it's for sale.) Hearing "Johnny's Theme" you might think it came from a synthesizer. Part of it was the vast overengineering of the day, with its strident highs and fake reverb; but part of it was the band, and this band knew how to play only one way -- LOUD. That some hack arranger mangled great tunes like "One O'Clock Jump" and "Don't Be That Way" intensified the noise. One can't really blame them as they might have wanted to be noticed, playing mostly in and out of commercial breaks, but I like my big band with nuance. If The Tonight Show's still on in five years it may be reduced to a street musician with a Casio organ -- quite fitting, I'm afraid.

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