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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Posted 2:33 PM by Gene

We must thank God only a handful were hurt in this vicious nut-crime. Already con-SER-va-tives are in CYA mode as this psycho sounds like a RIGHT-WINGER. But the leftists have skeletons of their own in their very capacious closets, and both sides like to plead insanity first.

P. S. at 3:40 p. m. And here in a nutshell is why I do not trust knee-jerk locksteps: This pundit's first instinct was to engage in defense; rather than say, "This was an awful crime", he said "Geez -- we'll get blamed for it! Better point to the kooks on the other side." This is what liberals did after the Ft. Hood holy roller. Too many people have computers in their brains that emit the verbal equivalent of the Blue Screen of Death. Can we get replacements?

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