Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Monday, August 23, 2010


Whereas before a busty model was looked down on by the androgynous, women-must-look-like-young-boys world of high fashion (I once heard a male New York designer reject a really lovely young woman for his show with the dismissive: 'You're too Victoria's Secret'), designers are now looking for girls with breasts for the autumn shows that lurk around the corner.

The problem is, they still want tiny bodies; my moles tell me the number of teenagers, eager to hit the big time, who have been having enhancements over the summer has shot up.

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[SIC] model told me last season that a casting agent had told her that 'my two fried eggs might be "over" come the autumn. There's no point telling me to wear a padded bra and use gel sacs; designers never want us to wear underwear. It spoils the line, is not sexy! They always want nipples!

After reading this grotesquery I think maybe it's just as well I don't have a woman friend.

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