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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Posted 9:18 AM by Gene

Whereas before a busty model was looked down on by the androgynous, women-must-look-like-young-boys world of high fashion (I once heard a male New York designer reject a really lovely young woman for his show with the dismissive: 'You're too Victoria's Secret'), designers are now looking for girls with breasts for the autumn shows that lurk around the corner.

The problem is, they still want tiny bodies; my moles tell me the number of teenagers, eager to hit the big time, who have been having enhancements over the summer has shot up.

one [SIC] model told me last season that a casting agent had told her that 'my two fried eggs might be "over" come the autumn. There's no point telling me to wear a padded bra and use gel sacs; designers never want us to wear underwear. It spoils the line, is not sexy! They always want nipples!

After reading this grotesquery I think maybe it's just as well I don't have a woman friend.

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