Posted 5:13 PM by Gene

Lately we called our two surfers' attention to the Wall Street Journals' press release on that great patri-OT GEN. McDONALD of the MOON 'n' STARS CORPS. One of the GEN.'s favorites is George Patton. You may recall Patton went into military hospitals and slapped several soldiers. It does not exaggerate to say those slaps changed the course of history, for they denied Patton a command in the European theater, and had he taken his characteristic furious charge further into Nazi territory it could have moved the Iron Curtain further back, saving millions. (Patton later apologized for the slaps.)

We thought of this today as it is obvious that autocratic PC buffoon INDRA must somewhere in the back of Her pacified head admire the slapping incidents, since today in a convenience store we saw several bags of Her company's snack food bearing a graphic reading thus:



It is bad enough that martinets like GEN. McDONALD must strafe us with Their contempt, but here INDRA is firing a warning shot at RETAILERS: with that clever positioning of ONLY She is ordering retailers DON'T CHARGE LESS. If we had connections we'd take INDRA and Her fraudulent gang to the FTC for restraint of trade. Instead, we can only gripe impotently, and get nicked by gun-wielding CEO fools.