THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2 [?!?!?], A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas, ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER, AIR GUITAR, Alfred Hitchcock and the Making of Psycho ("The film takes a detailed look at the method behind the director�s [SIC!] most well-known film, as well as at his personal issues." He's not the only one.), ALIEN 5, a remake of All of Me [?], ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS 3D, American Jesus (you know what THAT means), AMERICAN PIE 4, ANCHORMAN 2, Another B.S. Night in Suck City (we really shouldn't do these industry satires), Arrested Development (ditto), AUSTIN POWERS 4, AVATAR 2....
Twenty-five more letters of the alphabet to go. And numbers, too!