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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Posted 12:20 PM by Gene

All this exasperating piece of junk proves is that both knee-jerk political mobs have their overpromoted and group-think show-biz favorites. Six years ago it was WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!! The Jesus Slasher Movie among conservatives; today it's THE SECOND GREATEST POP-CULTURE ACHIEVEMENT OF THE LAST QUARTER CENTURY with liberals. You could say (we do say) when Jo-NAH and The Pa-per of Re-CORD play favorites it's but another form of partisanship. The mobs' respective number-one TV shows (assuming this PR stunt of a survey isn't more than junk itself) suggest both have lost their marbles, or more likely they never had them to begin with.

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