...The One-Minute Pundit
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Yum Brands Inc. executives said Thursday that Taco Bell, their most profitable U.S. chain, hasn't recovered from the impact of a lawsuit, since dropped, over the beef content of its taco filling.
STOCK UP FIVE PERCENT!!!!!
Scores of websites and Internet services like Foursquare and Reddit are down or have limited availability because of problems at a data center run by Amazon.com.
NO PROBLEM -- THAT STOCK'S UP TOO!!!!!