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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Posted 6:24 PM by Gene

Today DailyMail.co.uk demonstrated why it is a perennial insult to its readers. I won't post the link that exasperated me except to say there are two reasons people take off their clothes in the movees -- to make money and to show off. In that it's little better than PR0N.

And speaking of dimwits, this self-imagined number two to SUPERNIKKI!!!!! demonstrates why he deserves a better job -- and certainly merits one away from Web sites:

Oblivion premise didn't fit the studio's family film mandate. Attempts to bring it in as a PG film was creatively strangling the project. It will be made as PG-13.

Say SUPERMIKE!!!!!, how did they manage such things before ST. JACK OF VALENTI? Maybe that's another reason for those RECORD GROSSES.



NEUHARTHISM OF THE MONTH AWARDS TO DAILYMAIL.CO.UK AND SUPERMIKE!!!!!

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