Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Wednesday, May 04, 2011


Well, now that we've started a tremendous bidding war for professional kollegiate football, how apt that a few of the indentured servants are protesting by engaging in illegal activity!

If our count is correct, this makes seven players currently believed to be suspended for Miami's season-opener against Maryland.

Jimmah Jooohnson would be proud!

[W]hile she lay in bed, Brown raped her, the woman told police, even though she told him to stop, the affidavit said. She couldn’t physically fight him off due to her intoxication and because the lineman, listed by UM as six feet three inches tall and weighing 295 pounds, was so much larger than her, police said.

We suggest two ounces of that weight resided in his head.

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