Posted
10:51 AM
by Gene
Jack, Jack, when it comes to words to describe a person's politics, all you need do is read THE NEWS HACKS' DICTIONARY:
MODERATE: A liberal.
CENTRIST: Same as MODERATE, but usually applied to someone who's just right of PROGRESSIVE.
PROGRESSIVE: An off-the-chart liberal who doesn't sound so bad.
CONSERVATIVE: A Nazi. Can be interchangeably used with Roman Catholics, Iranian mullahs, or Tom DeLay.
NAZI: An Israeli, or George W. Bush.
And keep in mind, "liberals" don't exist.