Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Friday, November 18, 2005


"General Mills, Georgia-Pacific, Unilever and McDonald's" get RELIGION!!!!!

We can hear the MARKETING VICE-PRESIDENTS now:

Look I haven't read the goddam book but it's Disney and you know Disney has this name in Red Country and it's going to be one of these crappy holy-rolling movies but dammit you can't ignore a third of your audience even if they're the DUMBEST third. And it's a CGI movie so Blue Country will think it's good. Are you kidding? We only vet pictures with production stills.

TRANSLATION: This is a "SUBDUED" version of AUDREY'S MONSTER.

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