Posted 5:00 PM by Gene

General Motors Corp. is sending a "Dear John" letter to big oil.

They should have sent it sixty years ago, when the SENIOR CLUNKER BROTHER destroyed the trolley biz so it could sell more GAS GUZZLERS.

"Dear Oil," a new TV spot begins. "We've had this great relationship for many years. We think we will both be a lot happier and healthier if we see less of each other."

Of course the General isn't serious because 1. It's talking down to the public, the first clause in the charter of The American Society of Willfully Ignorant Advertisers, and humor is the first tool to deke out your retarded customers; and 2. a bit much of its infrastructure is built on SUVs, and maybe gas prices can come down, and so...

we write another Dear John letter!