THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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I'M NOT GONNA @#$%&* QUIT! I'M NOT GONNA @#$%&* QUIT IF THAT @#$%&* PRESIDENT TELLS ME TO! I WOULDN'T @#$%&* QUIT AT THE @#$%&* END OF A @#$%&* LOADED GUN! I WOULDN'T @#$%&* QUIT IF @#$%&* GOD @#$%&* TOLD ME TO! I HAVE MORE @#$%&* POWER! WHAT THE @#$% DOES THE @#$%&* FBI KNOW ABOUT @#$%&* RUNNING A @#$%&* STATE? OR THAT @#$%&* U. S. @#$%&* ATTORNEY? THEY'LL HAVE TO @#$%&* DRAG ME OUT OF THE @#$%&* GOVERNOR'S MANSION BEFORE I @#$%&* RESIGN! LET'S @#$%&* SEE WHO HAS THE @#$%&* LAST LAUGH!
YOU DON'T @#$%&* MESS WITH @#$%&* BLAGO!
P. S. Is it me or does Blago have a vague resemblance to the acquitted killer Robert Blake?