THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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And this ASSPress video press release says the "international" audience was 90 million -- a far cry from the ONE BILLION some fifth-rate hack at the GRAWF insisted. "American football" indeed.
P. S. at 1:35 p. m. THE MOST WATCHED GAME IN THE UNIVERSE'S HISTORY!!!!!!!!!! had coattails so short you could see GE BANCORP NETWORK'S behind.
P. P. S. GE BANCORP DOWN SIX PERCENT since THE MOST WATCHED GAME IN THE UNIVERSE'S HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!, and TWO STRAIGHT THIRTEEN-YEAR LOWS.