Posted 8:35 PM by Gene

On the day PVT. ZELL officially unloads Dem Cubbies, one of his zillionaire mouthpieces acts up again, and upsets us into believing that alas his Frankenstein's monster has a chance to live. Mogul's Friend writes a screed in which he insists most of Hollywood does not support the Effete Rapist. Well Mog, if most of Hollywood doesn't support him why hasn't it spoken up? Oh, (chimes a convenient OS-CAR®-nominated correspondent), it's because of "ALL THE LAZY REPORTERS, INTERNET BLOGGERS, CONSERVATIVE!!!!! MOUTHPIECES, AND TALK-RADIO MOUTH-BREATHERS!!!!! WHO ARE SO UP IN ARMS!!!!!!!!!!" In short, the vast neo-Nazi conspiracy. Mog surely doesn't care one way or another, except insofar as it allows him to crowd the word "classic" into an encomium 73 times. We suspect moreover that Mog is covering for HARVEY WHINER, no doubt the bequeather of many advertisements in LALA, and the recipient of countless more advertisements from Mog. And so we are reminded again, in a business that rings up negative numbers in opinion polls, that the entertainment ad sections continue to teem with morons like Mog who'd run it off the scale.