Posted 9:25 PM by Gene

If it's Sunday it must be Big Double-A-Scribble Time:

1. With Traffic Jam in Super Bowl, Can Any Auto Brand Really Win?

Of course not -- but since these CEO cretins finance the Bowl ONLY to impress the equal cretins at USAOKAY!!!!! and to forever let it be known that I WAS AT THE SUPER BOWL AND YOU WEREN'T!!!!!, why should they worry?

Since so many car ads look the same, the chance of their being recalled by consumers is low.

So what will the idiots do? They'll all act like FLASHERS -- and the recall will be LOWER STILL.

HERE is an argument for a LOCKOUT.

2. An AdAgeist writes a BOOK:

[A]n explosion of creative opportunities doesn't mean copywriters can escape the scourge that has faced writers from the dawn of written expression: the blank page.

Thankfully the great achievement of copywriters is when they FILL IT in six seconds -- and then it becomes OUR scourge.

3. Mattel Films has FINALLY come up with a franchise hit -- even if it looks like BRATZ. So we'll make big money with a copy of a copy of a copy. That's how you make it in the moVEE biz.

There has been some grumbling on the blogs that Mattel may have stoked the scarcity by under-producing.

Let's see them complain when we make the SEQUEL!