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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, December 02, 2010

Posted 8:54 AM by Gene

The more words a hack writes, the more he's up to something. We congratulate Felix whoever he is for implying that DORKENCORP is worth UMPTEEN HEXAZILLION QUINTILLION DOLLARS!!!!!, but from what we can glean from this 6,238-WORD INDULGENCE most of His empire's worth is tied up in Hungary, thanks to this SUPERFANTASTIC BLOGGING SOFTWARE, and regardless of how much it's worth we can glean from what little else we can bear to read of 6,238 WORDS that NICK is cheap with His employees, and -- honest to God, Felix, couldn't you devote your monomania to setting a record playing video games, rather than inspiring an attack of the willies?

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