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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Thursday, December 02, 2010
Posted
8:41 AM
by Gene
“WE ARE STRONGER THAN ONE GUY WITH ONE WEBSITE!!” Gibbs said on Fox News yesterday “WE [sic] SHOULD NEVER BE AFRAID OF ONE GUY THAT PLOPPED DOWN $35 AND BOUGHT A WEB ADDRESS.... WE'RE NOT SCARED OF ONE GUY WITH ONE KEYBOARD AND A LAPTOP!!!!!” [Strong overemphasis added] TRANSLATION: The problem isn't all those boring "cables", the problem is a mouse has managed to tie His Incompetence and Attorney General Effete Q. Snob in impervious knots.
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