Posted 10:58 AM by Gene

We should not harp on this extremely exasperating topic but just reading the AHTSJournal squib we know what Mr. Thumbs® Up! would do: make the BOTULISM providers' standards "more consistent." We'd bet those two words appear in this eruction. Sorry Thumbs®, the system was BORN BROKEN. We recall with considerable disgust how in 1990 your friend and partner in highly profitable raves GENE put his arm around JACK and declared they'd fixed the system by inventing a euphemism for pornography. Before we can even think of "fixing" this disaster we must discuss its relationship with the quality of the industry's extrusions, something you very profitable writers will NOT do, because the first thing out of your word processors will be ad hominem attacks on those who'd do the suggesting.

We will, with great reluctance, read this later, and see just how close we were.

P. S. at 2:18 p. m. We read it. It's a total cop-out. He doesn't say "more consistent" but he may as well have. He again proposes an A, which (aside from being perfectly dense) is exactly what led to Gene's flash of brilliance. TIME TO RETIRE, THUMBS®.