Posted 5:19 PM by Gene

Jim "MURROW" Fallow wants "the next New York Review of Books, Rolling Stone, NPR, or Wired" and thus makes himself as tiresome as the Lord Koppel he opens with. Our news business is getting worse, so much so it positively stinks, and it's taken more than the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL Roger Ailes to get us there. Better news will not come from one side of the spectrum, and it certainly won't come from organizations with a concerted bias; it will NOT come from COMEDIANS, however trendy Jim thinks he is by touting them; it will NOT come from bloggers, who've demonstrated their devotion to glorified lying; and it will NOT come from screaming, as SLIME is now learning to his detriment. We don't know where it will come from; and while we were about to say it might take one or two persons of wisdom and dignity to do it look what the supposed visionary Mark "FINE" Cuban has done for Dan Blather. So we don't know either; but we don't presume to know we know, like Jim "MURROW" Fallow. We only know all signs point to this business getting even worse.