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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, March 05, 2011

Posted 11:56 AM by Gene

We don't want to make too much of this but we wonder: MR. STAR WARS just came out with a new animation, and it's dying at the B. O. We gather He is deeply unpopular, first, for being a control phreak and trying to strangle His fans, and second for wasting so much of the public's time and money with SPACE JUNK; His opus maximus is as much a period piece as disco. If this new masterpiece is dying because of its provenance this portends very serious trouble for the movee biz; the fans may now be armed for revenge, and they have many targets; and while MR. STAR WARS tops the list the TENTPOLES represent bull's eyes for an angry audience to aim its arrows at, especially as they represent a cumulative hundreds of recyclings. Most likely they'll do their land-office business but perhaps the public will finally realize it's being sold property around Love Canal.

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