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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Wednesday, December 15, 2010
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8:29 AM
by Gene
Pierre Laval...er, Mohammad Mossadegh...er, King Faisal...er, MARK!!!!! has been named PEOPLE WARNER NEWSRAG'S POOP OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!Hey JEFFREY! Time to merge with MARK!!!!! Pfffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!! Or, "WE DIDN'T KNOW WE OWNED PART OF TURNER BROADCASTING!!!!!"P. S.During the second half of 2009 the magazine saw a 34.9% decline in news stand [sic] sales.[8] During the first half of 2010 there was another decline of at least one third in Time magazine sales.KEEP GOING! P. P. S.Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, 26, is youngest honoree in magazine's history. [Home-page squib] DOUBLE PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!!!!!!
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