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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED: I know more than you. I make lots more money than you. I'm smarter than you. I'm sexier than you. I appear on TV all the time. I work ten minutes a day. I rule the universe. I'm going to live forever. You are an idiot. THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2: A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH. THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3: I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity. --JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL. THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4: News isn't news when we don't report it. PERMALINKS: THE NEWS HACKS' DICTIONARY THE EUGENE DAVID GLOSSARY AMERICA'S MOST UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY WEB SITE! Blogroll Me! |
Wednesday, April 30, 2003
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7:58 PM
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6:02 PM
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(Revolutionary Guards officers were recently informed that a nuclear test is in the works later this summer) The liberation of Iran is next!
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5:52 PM
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I don't think this is Glory City, Dickie V!
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5:49 PM
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Anything for a job.
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5:43 PM
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You're on your way to stand-up-comedy stardom!
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5:27 PM
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5:19 PM
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Somebody! ANYBODY!! Earth-to-Corporate-Board-Members Alert: This company puts out cinematic trash -- and the board's worried it runs reality TV? The next time you reflect on the stock price maybe you'd better head to the nearest mirror.
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5:16 PM
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5:14 PM
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5:08 PM
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To be precise, their great or great-great-grandchildren. Amazing.
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5:05 PM
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5:01 PM
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Including the possible mastermind of the USS Cole bombing.
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6:27 AM
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Better have the aspirin ready.
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6:19 AM
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6:14 AM
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It's not a hopeful sign when Libya issues a statement via Reuters.
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6:12 AM
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Wrongo, Brian. Try to design a TV executive from scratch and the prototype would resemble Alfred E. Neuman. If you could get it to work right.
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6:08 AM
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Go for it, Bill! If anyone can get fewer people to read papers, YOU can.
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6:04 AM
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Tuesday, April 29, 2003
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7:03 PM
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6:30 PM
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In the magical, mystical world of news hacks even the most innocent of things becomes grounds for suspicion. And news hacks are the last people I'd call innocent.
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6:15 PM
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Which may be nine more than went to see the movie. KING RICHARD!! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US TO DROP AMERICA ONLINE SO THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT?!?!?
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5:51 PM
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What happened to that company is a story of unimaginable catastrophe, and though I hold the Journals in low regard for their Certs (or unlobotomized schizophrenic) view of the news, the company's still a big force, and should be, testimony to the grand human spirit of perseverance. But the company thought the way to redo its biz was to give the Journals a facelift, and that didn't work because they didn't need it, it was their Skull-and-Bones-exclusive Web site. I don't know how to fix the Journals other than to have them give up Certs, but do that and Al Hunt or Paul Gigot throws a tantrum to end all tantrums (though the news hacks will only hear that overexposed punditface Hunt out, natch), and there's blood on the floor an inch thick. The next best step is to fix the Internet approach: stop charging for the news, and instead start a premium-priced real-time subscription service based solely on statistics that would be to the Web what the Bloomberg Box is to stock brokerages, with an emphasis on broadband customers. That would bring ad revenues into the Journals in droves, plus you could make bigger bucks dispensing financial stats. Without boldness I see more floundering, as Dow, Jones has done for years.
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5:31 PM
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There seem to be quite of few of them, though, last I noticed.
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5:27 PM
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I can't wait for our national show of ATTITUDE. I don't think this is about glory EITHER, Dickie V!
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5:18 PM
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Well let's see, Bill, first you give us mountains of junk news in a sleepwalk before the biggest single news story since we atom-bombed Japan hits you and us on the head with a two-by-four, then you give us QUAGMIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, then you try giving us more junk news, then you give us more QUAGMIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meantime the Web is eating your lunch and -- You expect us to pay for YOUR news, Billy?
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5:12 PM
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5:03 PM
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Good for him! And good for our government to recognize this brave gentleman's actions.
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5:01 PM
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Imagine The Cleaning Lady and Uncle Bernie all over this one!
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4:57 PM
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One suspects in the Guardian's case the smirking owes less to the lead singer showing up drunk and rolling on the floor (and the fans suing for damages) than to the band's (get ready) "ANTI-ABORTION LYRICS." BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Take out that business and it's difficult to hear this story without smirking.
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7:00 AM
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6:57 AM
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6:31 AM
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6:26 AM
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Give him a broadside, Al! Honky! JEW-LOVER!!
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6:24 AM
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Goodbye and good riddance. Just hope the yayas don't get the weapons we've given them when they overturn the ruling poohbahs. Monday, April 28, 2003
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6:44 PM
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How refreshingly different from The Willie.
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6:22 PM
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(And how appropriate that Little Jeffrey, whose company screamed out of New York to escape NIG -- er, taxes, is among the Forbes slideshow's sponsors.)
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6:14 PM
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5:54 PM
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5:36 PM
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5:33 PM
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5:31 PM
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5:22 PM
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I don't want to mock the many tens of thousands of dedicated Mickey D employees, but between your company and GM, you spend far more time with your damfool advertising than you do on the product, and so long as you do that you deserve lower sales.
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5:13 PM
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I can hear the Jim "Dow 36,000" Glassmen now: WHO TOLD INVESTORS THEY HAD TO LISTEN TO THEM??? I say, WHO TOLD THESE SUPERDUPERSALESMEN TO ENGAGE IN CONFLICTS OF INTEREST THAT BORDERED ON THE CRIMINAL???
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5:08 PM
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5:03 PM
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6:54 AM
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If our purpose is to finance bad TV and rub our corporate power in people's faces, or if you're Bill "The Mensa Man" Carter, the answer is obvious.
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6:50 AM
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What's the diff between CATARRH and Saudi Arabia? CATARRH's a lot smaller.
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6:44 AM
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I like that fourth paragraph though. Always trying to revive QUAGMIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The last I heard people were tearing down Saddam posters.
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6:38 AM
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It appears the faux-Christians don't care if they put their paper out of business and hundreds of decent people out of jobs. THEY'D RATHER BE RIGHT.
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6:24 AM
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Sunday, April 27, 2003
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8:04 PM
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The only difference I see is, will it be 200-percent inflation, or 300 percent?
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4:28 PM
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4:14 PM
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P. S. He got his no-hitter. Whoopee.
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1:17 PM
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It's those phone calls that make the good guys look like bad guys.
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12:26 PM
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12:20 PM
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What? You're forgetting The Bard of Whole Grain Total!
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8:36 AM
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I'd long any company in China.
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8:06 AM
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You deserve it, if you did it.
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8:04 AM
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7:56 AM
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(I'm very sorry for being sacrilegious on a Sunday morning, but I don't which is worse: Bill Moyers as the Lord, or Barry Diller as the Second Coming. The Bible says beware of false prophets, but that's a little difficult to do when certain people are God.)
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7:39 AM
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7:34 AM
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7:25 AM
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Saturday, April 26, 2003
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7:28 PM
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To me, that's a charmed life.
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7:19 PM
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Not that the parents have to worry. The AOL film, despite HEAVY promotion from publicists like Patrick "The Mogul's Friend" Goldstein, is bombing at the B.O., contrary to his undoubtable CW belief that low-budget films must always be profitable.
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6:07 PM
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5:40 PM
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2:17 PM
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I'm glad he's back in Hollyweird now.
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1:55 PM
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Who else is on the list?
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1:51 PM
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These folks can never get things right, can they.
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1:41 PM
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After what your nation's holier-than-thou rulers screeched about us, you're lucky it's just Toronto.
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7:35 AM
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7:29 AM
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7:25 AM
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Listen cretins, you had your home-grown Saddam for over twenty years. That god failed.
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7:22 AM
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And despite all those years on Sesame Street, he couldn't do it himself. He needed a ghost.
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7:11 AM
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Ramsey Clark's STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE. Oh well, he served in LBJ's cabinet with the man Bob "The Crackpot" Dornan always used to call Robert STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE MacNamara. And of course we must not forget the other long-running pestilences to emerge from those disastrous days: Jack the Wizened Prune and Bill "The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth, So Help Me, I am God" Moyers. (Don't ask me why that heading appears only on the front page, not the story. Maybe they knew people would make fun of him.)
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7:06 AM
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Back in the crib, crybabies. Friday, April 25, 2003
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6:23 PM
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Shows some people are behind the times.
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6:00 PM
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Ick.
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5:54 PM
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5:46 PM
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Can't you let sleeping dogs lie?
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5:43 PM
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What are you waiting for, Eason? CANCEL HIM!
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5:35 PM
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And as proof of their bet-hedging, they haven't named a time. Great.
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5:31 PM
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It couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of hacks.
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5:16 PM
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I'll bet they have lots to say.
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6:47 AM
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6:41 AM
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6:25 AM
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6:23 AM
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And let us not forget, the AP (where the reporter works) is run by Curley. ![]() NYUK! NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!
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6:15 AM
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Dyke, you hear that Dyke? Dyke? DYKE!!!!!!!!!!
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6:12 AM
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Well, if anyone knows anything about MURDER, it's OJ. Who ya gonna commentate for, Juice? The Osama Channel?
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6:10 AM
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But will the General pull a Carteresque end-around? Here's hoping not. Thursday, April 24, 2003
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5:49 PM
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Sorry Dickie V, this and "glory" go hand in glove.
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5:44 PM
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Who's the man who'll be worse than Zelig?
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5:39 PM
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Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh....
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5:33 PM
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Good going, Dyke!
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5:26 PM
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Another reason not to trust the establishment press.
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5:22 PM
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Well, given that the site's still a hole in the ground now, at least the Gov's sending a statement that he won't tolerate inaction much longer.
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5:08 PM
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Show-biz news hacks wouldn't report the truth if the Lord God commmanded them to. They'll toady until the last days. And a hack el supremo celebrates fifty years at that home of empty blurbs, Variety. Army wouldn't last that long now. He'd already have been through three executive jobs.
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5:05 PM
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Hey Dyke, you were the international voice of the antiwar movement, and one of your former stars is at The Osama Channel. SHUT UP.
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6:44 AM
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It's so bad there that members of an anti-U.S.-embargo group quit en masse.
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6:41 AM
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6:33 AM
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6:26 AM
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6:23 AM
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Wednesday, April 23, 2003
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5:45 PM
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5:28 PM
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TAX 'N' SPEND!! TAX 'N' SPEND!! Only in the loony land of the Beltway would a man like Weathervane be lauded for boldness, applauded as a hero. Or as a colleague at Washington Post Magazine wrote, "AN ARROGANT BLUNDER FOR THE AGES." (They editorialize, we remind.)
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5:10 PM
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You must ask yourself, how many magazines could fold without anyone noticing -- or caring? Half? Three-quarters? I wouldn't want to guess. Travel Holiday's surely one of them, except to its staffers.
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5:05 PM
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Two guesses. One upper and one lower.
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5:01 PM
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4:58 PM
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Also, d'you think the New York Post gave that big play to the story of the larcenous soldiers because one of FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!News's employees got caught with some Iraqi loot?
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4:51 PM
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Hey Dickie V, I think we found something less about glory than Hoops City, rrrrrr-in-a-soycle!
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7:00 AM
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Hardy har har!
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6:56 AM
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6:42 AM
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The news hacks' pounding of the table that helped bring on the Internet bubble has not entirely gone away. It will return, when conditions are right -- with a vengeance.
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6:32 AM
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6:27 AM
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This is the same company that gave us THE BLAME GAME BEGINS and AN ARROGANT BLUNDER FOR THE AGES.
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6:22 AM
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Tuesday, April 22, 2003
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6:30 PM
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6:26 PM
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And besides, Bill has such sexy eyes.
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6:06 PM
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Who don't give a damn about testy listeners.
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5:55 PM
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5:35 PM
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Sell millions of boxes of his Whole-Grain Total. (That's a slant rhyme, you see. Slant rhymes give poetry character. I'm the Charles Kuralt of poesy.)
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5:22 PM
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5:18 PM
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4:58 PM
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4:56 PM
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7:00 AM
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6:49 AM
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I find it hard to take Rick Santorum seriously because he looks like Dennis Day -- a boyish, goofy look -- and I expect to hear him break out any moment in "When Irish Eyes are Smiling." Honestly Howells, I think there are more worthy opponents for your zeal. If only they weren't all CONSERVATIVES. I'm sorry that most of my opening posts are about news hacks, and seem of an obsessive nature, but with news hacks, it's ALL ABOUT THEM.
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6:46 AM
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6:41 AM
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Sic 'em Howell -- with an Augusta! HA HA HA!
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6:39 AM
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Nah, no connection.
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6:35 AM
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6:28 AM
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6:20 AM
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Monday, April 21, 2003
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7:32 PM
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6:26 PM
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6:22 PM
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6:18 PM
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6:09 PM
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Thereās not enough cheatinā heart and way too much bleatinā throat. Sorry Mr. Simon, I very much like Hank. But this is still a good line.
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6:01 PM
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American and European intellectual elites were not moved to action when 182,000 Kurds ā a people who trace their history back more than 3,000 years ā were slaughtered by Saddam Hussein. The chattering classes hardly flinched when Saddam drained the wetlands of southern Iraq, destroying the environment of the Marsh Arabs and, with it, a 5,000-year-old way of life. But now theyāve got their dander up: Iraqās antiquities have been vandalized. That the Iraq National Museum was looted is, of course, a tragedy. But isnāt it curious that the same people who now insist that U.S. Marines should have used lethal force to protect cuneiform tablets were, just a few weeks ago, arguing that only non-military actions were appropriate to stop Saddamās looting of billions of dollars worth of oil wealth ā not to mention his mass murders of ancient peoples? This from a former New York Times correspondent. Must've been too conservative.
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5:58 PM
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5:54 PM
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But I guess Wall Street's said the same thing these last few years.
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5:52 PM
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5:46 PM
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5:44 PM
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Now if Barney Frank started a...never mind.
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5:34 PM
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6:59 AM
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6:52 AM
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6:43 AM
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6:23 AM
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Sunday, April 20, 2003
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5:35 PM
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8:10 AM
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7:55 AM
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"After all, more peopll in ze worrrrld speak FRRRENCH!"
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7:50 AM
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Uh, scribblers, do you think maybe there are more important things to do in war than protecting museums?
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7:40 AM
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Meantime, the Mata appeals to Howell for help. He's above seducing.
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7:32 AM
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7:27 AM
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7:25 AM
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I can hear the cry from Bentonville now: "Execute them! EXECUTE THEM!!!!!" (They never did care for human rights.) This will happen when a third of our economy is at stake. How did we let Wal-Mart grow so big?
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7:22 AM
by Gene
Want to bet audiences start complaining of eye strain? Oh, I forgot. Moviegoers are blind. Saturday, April 19, 2003
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6:00 PM
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5:54 PM
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Let us proclaim Saddam Hussein A PATRON OF GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!
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1:46 PM
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They know nut-TINK!
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12:01 PM
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Ashtrays sculpted to resemble the heads of Pol Pot(R), the infamous 'Brother Number One' of the Khmer Rouge, and 'Brother Number Three' Khieu Samphan(L) are seen on a shop shelf in this file photo taken March 5, 2003. The ashtrays, the brainchild of an enterprising Phnom Penh shopkeeper, sell for $3.80 each and are designed to remind the international community that the surviving leaders of the ultra-Maoist regime have yet to stand trial for the genocide of 1.7 million Cambodians. Maybe International S.T.A.L.I.N.I.S.T.S. can buy some and hand them out as gifts during their next Bush=Hitler rally.
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11:58 AM
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9:59 AM
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6:51 AM
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Either way, it's a laff riot for the Republicans. Friday, April 18, 2003
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3:44 PM
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3:18 PM
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9:42 AM
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IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
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9:30 AM
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9:26 AM
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9:19 AM
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JACQUEASSES.
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9:14 AM
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Why did Akio Morita get into these businesses? Synergy?
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9:10 AM
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Nonetheless, if the Howells have their way, all we'll ever think about is their @#$%^& museum.
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9:04 AM
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Maybe that's the problem. Where we should be educating, we're "connecting."
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9:00 AM
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8:56 AM
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But then by turning AIDS from a public-health problem to a political story, news hacks helped worsen the epidemic. Thanks as always for your perfect wisdom! Thursday, April 17, 2003
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7:52 PM
by Gene
Where would we be without PR Newswire?
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7:48 PM
by Gene
Oh, NO! Back to square one!
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6:05 PM
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6:01 PM
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Since news hacks are NEVER wrong (like Michael Moore), it NEVER occurs to them (especially after Iraq) that they're NEVER wrong about practically EVERYTHING.
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5:55 PM
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5:45 PM
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5:42 PM
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What? You show umpteen variations of EW! YUCK! GROSS!, and you won't show THIS?!?!?
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5:37 PM
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Why didn't you burn down the paper?
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5:34 PM
by Gene
Next: Cliff's Notes for newspapers.
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5:24 PM
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Sounds like a Freeper.
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5:21 PM
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What? Someone has a louder mouth than YOU?
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5:18 PM
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STEEEEEEEEERIKE ONE! written by Rob Kennedy of Deutsche Presse-Agentur, STEEEEEEEEERIKE TWO! and posted on Arab News. STEEEEEEEEERIKE THREE YERRRRROUT!!!!!
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5:11 PM
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5:09 PM
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6:51 AM
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6:32 AM
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Kansas, North Carolina, it's just a uniform, right?
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6:19 AM
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6:14 AM
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6:10 AM
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Meantime, news hacks have found an angle: They're playing up that she was a REPUBLICAN FUNDRAISER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wednesday, April 16, 2003
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5:51 PM
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5:28 PM
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5:07 PM
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5:02 PM
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8:13 AM
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Today, Viagra, tomorrow...brave new world!
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8:01 AM
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We're lucky Sen. Frist is leaving that august outhouse, otherwise someone might have to root through his closets.
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8:00 AM
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6:54 AM
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6:48 AM
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I'm surprised Howell isn't complaining they're experimenting on monkeys.
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6:45 AM
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The war begins! ha ha ha.
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6:43 AM
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6:38 AM
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Sez who?
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6:36 AM
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Network executives like beating their heads against the wall. That's how they get so intelligent.
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6:30 AM
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Leaving aside that they were signed by the Willie, someone must tell the Palis again and again: YOUR SIDE LOST.Tuesday, April 15, 2003
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6:34 PM
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6:32 PM
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And we got a big one.
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6:12 PM
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And this is Sumner's VH1 talking.
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6:02 PM
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5:57 PM
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BRING BACK CAROL MOSELEY-BRAUN!
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5:52 PM
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5:10 PM
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6:32 AM
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If this weren't a CONSERVATIVE story Eason Jordan would resign.
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6:19 AM
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Don't these idiots realize by turning their parchments into preachments they risk the livelihoods of thousands of printers and secretaries and truck drivers and delivery people who don't earn six digits and the right to plant their feet on their desks all day? And with their huge losses of recent years these quack pseudo-religionists should be the last to take their readers for granted.
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6:14 AM
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Next time, Steve, follow IBM's old motto: "Think."
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6:08 AM
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Wasn't it a "dream job" for the last guy too?
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6:05 AM
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6:03 AM
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yyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYY yyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYY Tell that to the judge. Monday, April 14, 2003
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5:49 PM
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5:36 PM
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I KID YOU NOT!
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5:28 PM
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5:24 PM
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5:21 PM
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5:16 PM
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5:10 PM
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5:07 PM
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5:00 PM
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7:02 AM
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6:42 AM
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6:35 AM
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No doubt what he left out was far more than he put in.
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6:30 AM
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A Mafia boss running a mutual fund? That's a laugh.
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6:28 AM
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Will it ever be? Sunday, April 13, 2003
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6:45 PM
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Amazing!
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1:02 PM
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12:50 PM
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Let us hope the Iraqis have leaders to choose from.
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12:30 PM
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11:07 AM
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This from the mouth of John "Trust Me! I'm Joosh" Kerry, who's established himself in short order as one of the most conniving men in American politics.
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10:48 AM
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9:15 AM
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7:31 AM
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Here's betting publishing isn't restored until tomorrow -- or maybe Tuesday. Or maybe -- I can't even get my page up. This will be a long time fixing itself. (We can't count on Google's three interns doing anything.) Saturday, April 12, 2003
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8:05 PM
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Hint: it wasn't France. It wasn't Germany. It wasn't even Belgium. Guess.
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5:30 PM
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1:49 PM
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Hey Howell, how many people have been injured by delivery people throwing the Sunday Times on their stoops?
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