Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Wednesday, April 23, 2003


La Belle Fatso's facing an unauthorized hatchet job on Showtime (as opposed to her E!!!!! network show, which was authorized). Among the juicier tidbits: "the breast king of Houston" gave her a pair of "stacked" implants, and carrying all that weight around caused so much pain she got addicted to Vicodin. And this charmer: "Anna once slipped [her eighty-something personal U.S. Mint J. Howard] Marshall a Valium when he didn't want to go shopping with her at Harry Winston. Once Marshall 'didn't know where he was,' according to his private nurse, Anna went inside the store and splurged on over $1 million in jewels."

Hardy har har!

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