Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Sunday, April 27, 2003
Not too long ago, reading a headline like "Millwood has no-hitter through eight" on CBS Sportsline, I'd have rushed to the TV to watch (I was a Phillies fan). But after strikes, greed, municipal shakedowns, city councilmen shot in the rear, Albert "Attitude" Belle, Barry "Even MORE Attitude" Bonds, GEORGE, juiced baseballs, Zelig, Selig Signs®, the 2002 All-Star Game, ephedra, immortal announcers like Tim Mc-CAR-VER, FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!® BOXES®, and so on and so forth, I couldn't care less anymore.
P. S. He got his no-hitter. Whoopee.
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