Posted
2:38 PM
by Gene
The First Lady -- I mean, the
former First Lady, Senator Rodham -- er, Senator
Clinton, whose ex-hus -- I mean, whose ex-
president husband bombed an aspirin factory, is
assailing Dubya for fostering a "myth of national security."
Hey Hillary! Your hubby was pretty good at telling tales too. (But gee, you're pretty good yourself; you told people you were named for Edmund Hillary because he climbed Mt. Everest. Problem was, that happened more than five years after you were born. A myth here and a myth there, and soon we're talking real -- votes.)