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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED: I know more than you. I make lots more money than you. I'm smarter than you. I'm sexier than you. I appear on TV all the time. I work ten minutes a day. I rule the universe. I'm going to live forever. You are an idiot. THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2: A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH. THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3: I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity. --JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL. THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4: News isn't news when we don't report it. PERMALINKS: THE NEWS HACKS' DICTIONARY THE EUGENE DAVID GLOSSARY AMERICA'S MOST UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY WEB SITE! Blogroll Me! |
Saturday, August 13, 2011
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10:46 PM
by Gene
![]() Those fake-proscenium lighting contraptions at rock concerts scare me; they look as though they're held up with baling wire. Amazing they haven't killed more people. Why would you let a concert go on in a gusty storm in any case? P. S. on 8/14/2011 at 12:14 p. m. Looking at the horrifying video here the people directly underneath never stood a chance. Plainly there was negligence here -- from the Indiana State Fair, the concert organizers, and whoever built a contraption that could not withstand gale-force winds. For what it's worth this wasn't the first disaster at the site. This was far worse. P. P. S. at 2:13 p. m. Two similar accidents have already happened this summer, both involving high winds. Thankfully there were no fatalities.
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4:19 PM
by Gene
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3:56 PM
by Gene
Which raises the question: Why does Hollywood spend $600 million a pop to go to the toilet?
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2:30 PM
by Gene
"It is our shared responsibility to keep the memory alive and to pass it on to the coming generations as a reminder to stand up for freedom and democracy to ensure that such injustice may never happen again," Wowereit said. The problem is the West has vastly less courage even than the little it had in '61.
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11:39 AM
by Gene
![]() A $20 million barn -- with a PC roof! But why would someone want to store a replica of the Hindenburg there? Or is that an overgrown Snoopy sticking out his nose? ![]() Edward Scissorhands designs a building! Friday, August 12, 2011
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8:57 PM
by Gene
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7:59 PM
by Gene
![]() Okay, that's a church on the right, but what's that outbuilding? A stable? Okay, it's better looking inside, but from THIS angle it looks like a stable.
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7:49 PM
by Gene
Still, there may be hope -- from a leader in...satcom: On DirecTV, "Damages" isn't interrupted by commercials, and DirecTV has no stake in the program's aftermarket sales (Sony is the production partner on the series). Instead, executives at the satellite-TV concern are counting on the program's appeal to high-income, highly educated viewers to make such folk feel more connected to their service. DirecTV used emails and phone calls to reach subscribers who had elected to receive such promotions to alert them to new "Damages" episodes, and also placed ads on its interactive program guides. The results? The first episode of season four of "Damages" reached 1.02 million viewers across four telecasts, a number the company said exceeded its expectations. Which, if we had to guess, is maybe 2.5 percent of the audience Star Trek got on NBC in one first-run the season the 30 Rockheads canceled it.
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5:59 PM
by Gene
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11:53 AM
by Gene
Some people have simply pundited too long. Why couldn't the Dr. have stared at his navel over yesterday's "debate"?
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11:44 AM
by Gene
Consumer sentiment has tumbled to 54.9 in August — its lowest level since May 1980 — from 63.7 in July, according to the gauge from Thomson Reuters/University of Michigan released Friday. DOW ONE HUNDRED BILLION QUINTRILLION QUADRAZILLION!!!!!!!!!!
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10:01 AM
by Gene
No? With that scum? With this nation? Thursday, August 11, 2011
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2:58 PM
by Gene
(Via Seeking Alpha)
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2:50 PM
by Gene
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2:41 PM
by Gene
Fellow di tutti Fellows Eric Boehlert asks if Rush Limbaugh lied when he said:
Boehlert then tweets:
This links to a Media Matter For America article that clearly shows the unemployment rate in January 2009, when President Obama took office, was 7.6 percent. Details here. But, no, Rush didn’t lie. THE FIGURE HE'S USING IS AN AVERAGE FOR 2008. [Emphasis -- and overemphasis -- added]TRANSLATION: LIAR LIAR BROCK knows how to use statistics to lie; so do his enemies. A PLAGUE O' BOTH YOUR HOUSES! Wednesday, August 10, 2011
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7:50 PM
by Gene
For once we can say of Herr Doktor -- BRAVO! BRAVISSIMO! (Via All That Chat)
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7:38 PM
by Gene
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7:31 PM
by Gene
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7:15 PM
by Gene
George Lopez' TBS TV show has been cancelled, but there's an even bigger story here -- that CONAN O'BRIEN is failing at the network. TBS just announced the last show will air tomorrow night. It's been on the air for 2 seasons. Now the bigger story. It looks like Conan did to George what Jay Leno did to Conan. You'll recall, when Jay Leno came back to NBC, his 10 PM show tanked and killed Conan's ratings. Well Lopez had the 11 PM time slot for its first season, but then when Conan came to TBS a year ago he took over the 11 PM slot and Lopez moved to midnight -- meaning George was relying on Conan to deliver a good lead-in. But when the change was made, George's audience plummeted 40%. On Monday, Conan pulled in an anemic 0.5 rating in the key demographic (18 - 49) with 715,000 viewers -- and that's a pretty typical day. George's ratings hovered around 0.2, with 400,000 viewers. Short story -- Nobody's watching. [Overemphasis added] PEOPLE WARNER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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3:23 PM
by Gene
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10:21 AM
by Gene
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10:19 AM
by Gene
• Faith Hill dropped some serious cash – $506! – for a silk kimono from Nicole Richie's Winter Kate line while shopping with her daughter at Sofia Boutique in Chicago. The singer tried on various dresses – a combination of new and vintage – but left with the coral and sky blue kimono and a free T-shirt gifted to her by the boutique. She also signed the store's dressing room wall – and was "very pleasant and beautiful," a source tells us.
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10:14 AM
by Gene
WASHINGTON (AP) -- US military chief in Afghanistan says new strike has killed militants who downed chopper. One little two little three little raisins.... (More here)
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9:57 AM
by Gene
Some people won't notice. (Via Yahoo! Finance -- which reminds us: In May ESPNCORP was over $44.00. Today it's $30.00. If the Wall Street Casino dealers didn't specialize in daydreaming would we have panics? Oh, and it's down about thirteen percent in part because of the crafty way UB IGER fiddled with the numbers at His flagship)
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9:45 AM
by Gene
14.03 Ed Miliband faced heckles during a walkabout in Manchester earlier, echoing the experiences of the Nick Clegg in Birmingham and Boris Johnson in Clapham. A large crowd gathered around him and his entourage as they toured the city centre. One man shouted: "All platitudes, Dave, as usual. You are all the same." Not clear whether he was mistaken for David Cameron or his elder brother, David Miliband. Does it matter? Oh, and... 13.43 Martin Chilton, our Digital Culture editor, reports that the launch of the Cultural Olympiad has been cancelled and theatres forced to close because of safety fears. Going into hock for THE GAMES doesn't look so peachy now, does it. Whatever the subatomic particles nominally running the UK now have to spend for their security will be a boondoggle in itself. Tuesday, August 09, 2011
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9:47 PM
by Gene
(Via that press agency the ASSPress)
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6:17 PM
by Gene
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5:21 PM
by Gene
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5:16 PM
by Gene
It is useful to compare the European approach to disorder with that in the UK. Two recent conversations with UK-based TV producers surprised me. Both had covered protests in London. One was at a weekend when some demonstrators had got inside the Fortnum and Mason food store in Piccadilly. Afterwards the producer described mobs attacking shops. The strange part was that for long periods no police were to be seen. The rioters had the streets to themselves. A second conversation related to the day of student protests that resulted in a partial occupation and attack on political offices at Millbank. The police intelligence seemed negligible and for long parts of the afternoon they were outnumbered and ineffective. I had been involved in the coverage of G20 protests in the City of London. They are remembered for the death of an individual at police hands. But leaving aside that tragic incident the approach of the police was to stand back, photograph incidents and then investigate later. The tactic was to contain rather than be pro-active. In the current crisis many people are asking why the police stood by when violence and arson was happening around them? The outnumbered can guess.
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11:32 AM
by Gene
![]() Though the valor of the Blitz no longer qualifies as even a memory, a few Britons still care.
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8:46 AM
by Gene
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, NOW that zillions in property's been destroyed. P. S. at 11:16 a. m. A victim of rioting the UK's subatomic "leaders" believe is victimless.
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8:32 AM
by Gene
Monday, August 08, 2011
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9:00 PM
by Gene
Tech Sell-Off Prompts Fears IPO Window Will Slam Shut No! No Zyngas for $80 BILLION! NO FACEBOOKS FOR $2 TRILLION!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And all so you McGraw-Hill guys could cover up for those CDO ratings. Anything else you could sell to HONORARY MAYOR MIKE?
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8:47 PM
by Gene
McGraw-Hill shares fall as much as 8.5 percent
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8:36 PM
by Gene
“Bad Teacher” star Cameron Diaz took her stage time to quite rightly point out that the film she was winning for was rated R (the same as fellow Teen Choice winner Ed Helms in “The Hangover Part II”) and thank the parents who no-doubt pre-screened her film before allowing their teens to see it. Her heart and mind are in the right place, but she has obviously never been the parent of a teenager. NOR AN EXECUTIVE AT AN MPAA-MEMBER COMPANY. The only solace is that the ratings were down more than Wall Street today for MPAA MEMBER NEWS CORP. (And 3.2 MILLION viewers -- smashing!) By the way, where's its chairman -- Mr. Magoo? Did Chase or Jim lock him in an attic?
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7:55 PM
by Gene
Daydreaming of THE GAMES and the days the bobbies could control things just by waving a billy club, the UK's nonexistent leaders will let this go a while longer before sense kicks in, just as their thoroughly PC former colony Canada did.
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5:42 PM
by Gene
In other studies, college women were shown two commercials with clichéd portrayals of women later expressed less interest in math- and science-related careers than students who hadn't been shown the ads. WILL YOU STOP WITH THE PHONY APOLOGIES, JEFF BEWKES!
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5:29 PM
by Gene
NOW S&P tells us! (Via Seeking Alpha)
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3:06 PM
by Gene
OH oh, what'll he do NOW for the Wall Street Casino? Other options for the Fed include pledging to hold its key interest rate near zero until a specified date, which would strength its current promise to keep rates low for an “extended period.” The Fed could also reduce the 0.25 percent interest rate it pays banks on excess reserves parked at the central bank, a move that might spur growth by encouraging banks to lend. TRANSLATION: He's loading his gun with blanks!
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2:47 PM
by Gene
This from a prez who thinks in so many ways we're double-C?
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1:47 PM
by Gene
TRANSLATION: S&P bows to public opinion without doing so. (Via Finviz)
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10:00 AM
by Gene
We are not surprised technology renders mobs more efficient than businesspeople.
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9:51 AM
by Gene
STRONG condemnation! Where have you been the last few months? Bunkering your heads in the sand?
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9:47 AM
by Gene
Sunday, August 07, 2011
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12:42 PM
by Gene
We're still waiting for His Incompetence to say I'm sorry on the spot but He's too busy with downgrades.
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9:38 AM
by Gene
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