Posted 6:58 PM by Gene

WHOOPI'S friend JOHN-JOHN tells two members of his campaign staff thet Dubya's made us VULNERABLE.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. I'm SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARED!!!!!

Time to relax with a few Dick and Bush jokes.

Posted 9:51 AM by Gene

When Fox wanted to shoot scenes on the bridge last fall for its feature film "Stay," starring Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts, the New York Mayor's Office of Film, Theatre and Broadcasting had one answer: No problem.

Translation: frozen zones, noise day and night, intrusive lighting, sidewalks blocked, tempers frayed, laws broken, tax revenues going to Japip, and more invites for more disruptive shoots, and jackasses like EDDIE saying, "I'm proud to host more TV and movie production than any other ward -- MUNICIPALITY in America! More TV and movie production means more jobs for more bellhops and janitors and maids and busboys -- more high-paying jobs for a NEW AMERICA!"

Posted 9:26 AM by Gene

Why should ANY president address ANY gathering of scorpions?

Posted 9:21 AM by Gene

Suzuki took the no-money and ran.

All that invective for nothing.

Posted 9:17 AM by Gene

We're entering the busy summer air travel season, which means the airports will be swarming with millions of vacation travelers, all of them ahead of you in the security line, many of them with the intelligence of an avocado.

I've known that feeling once or twice myself -- and I've never flown.

Posted 9:04 AM by Gene

And speaking of HARVEY, THE GREATEST DOCUMENTARIAN OF ALL TIME MAKES ANOTHER FRIEND. And I don't think he's a Republican.

Posted 8:59 AM by Gene

DIPPITY-DO! AND THE POLYESTER KID APPROVED of what Jann "The Hip Dictator" Wenner's and HARVEY WHINER's cronies said. END OF STORY.

Posted 5:56 PM by Gene

And so blogging, the POPEYE MUSCLES of DEMOCRACY, comes down to THIS:

Frankly, there are few things in this world more dreary to me than the endless musings, gushing and reminiscences of a teenaged girl. I had certain, er, motivations to listen when I was 15. I have none now. As the guy-saying goes: "Hey, if I cared I'd be a chick." Or, as my son said as he scrolled through the thousands of words and dozens of entries of one girl's blog, "Blah, blah, blah. She hates her life. Blah, blah. Shut up."

No, I don't think there'll ever be two Webs segregated by sex. No, it will always be the same old unitary Web, run by illiterates and GET-A-LIFERS.

Posted 5:38 PM by Gene

Armed guards for U.S. athletes before Games

Can there be any doubt now GE Bancorp's Obscure Sports and Sappy Featurettes Orgy will be totally JOYLESS?

Posted 5:34 PM by Gene

The latest fad in BABBITTDOM in these parts is to build houses every five years on oceanfront lots that cost somewhere between $25 million and the national debt.

It's the sort of thing that almost makes one wish for a hurricane.

Posted 5:27 PM by Gene

MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM!!!!! I sure do love the taste of FOOT!

And it figures it's Dick Riordon, who's made a cuisine of it.

Posted 5:09 PM by Gene

What is today? ANOTHER paragraph to make the mind wander:

A recent poll of more than 33,000 car shoppers conducted by CarMax, Inc. on the company's Web site shows that 33 percent of car purchasers do not pay careful attention to their car purchase paperwork. Conversely, 67 percent of consumers say they pay very careful attention to the paperwork.

Posted 5:07 PM by Gene

Take away WACKO'S MOUTH and what have you got?

Posted 5:03 PM by Gene

A paragraph solely designed to make the mind wander:

Even if minimum wages don't affect employment at all, about five out of every 100 studies will, for unavoidable statistical reasons, appear to show a significant effect. If you could read all 100 studies, that wouldn't be a problem—95 conclude the minimum wage is pretty harmless as far as employment goes, five conclude it's a big job-killer, you realize the latter five are spurious, and you draw the appropriate conclusion. But if the 95 studies that found no effect were deemed uninteresting and never got published, then all you'd see were the spurious five. And then the next year, another five, and the next year another five.

Huh? Where am I?

Figures the guy's an ECONOMIST.

Posted 9:59 AM by Gene

IT WAS RUPERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'S EXCLUSIVE!!!!!

PFFH-HH-HH-HH-HH-HH!!!!!!!!!!

Hey don't laugh TOO long, PAPER OF RECORD! YOU had JAYSON. REMEMBER?!?!?

Posted 9:56 AM by Gene

NBC gives 3 hours to convention coverage

Three hours to ANY informercial is TOO MUCH.

Posted 9:45 AM by Gene

HOW APT:

'Kerry Edwards' Site Belongs to Bondsman

Posted 9:41 AM by Gene

The idiotocrats cheer THEIR MAN!!!!!

OR:

The candidates tried to pull the venom-filled talk back toward their themes when they finally spoke at the end. "We believe that tomorrow will be better than today. Americans will embrace the politics of hope," Edwards said.

Does polyester readily catch on fire?

OR:

After the concert, Mr. Kerry's press secretary, David Wade, said, "Obviously John Kerry and John Edwards do not agree with everything that was said tonight," adding: "Performers have a right to speak their minds even when we don't agree with everything they say. That's the freedom John Kerry put his life on the line to defend."

But unlike one of Mr. Kerry's vanquished primary rivals, Howard Dean, who denounced racial humor and profanity at one of his own fundraisers in New York....

Buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh....

Posted 9:07 AM by Gene

THE WALL MUST COME DOWN!! NOW!!!!!

THE TERRORISTS MUST COME IN!! NOW!!!!!

Posted 9:04 AM by Gene

God, if only we could have -- "STREET ART" on EVERY street!

The nice thing about writing puff pieces like this is that it usually isn't YOUR neighborhood.

Posted 8:39 AM by Gene

Abuse made me do it!

Posted 6:49 AM by Gene

Another ho-hum surprise: two of the "best" hoopsters at an allegedly Catholic university in these here parts are charged with rape, and two coaches are suspended.

No wonder the kids go straight to the pros.

Posted 6:43 AM by Gene

Looks like "SAMMY" GLICKMAN's going to fight THE WORLD.

Posted 6:35 AM by Gene

Sen. Durbin's staffer ghosts say EVERYONE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR INTELLIGENCE FAILURES -- and where everyone's responsible, no one's responsible.

Posted 6:28 AM by Gene

OH oh, I smell...RECORDGATE!!!!! (Roll the eyes.)

Posted 6:26 AM by Gene

A new terrorism "strategy": news hacks and Democrats (six of one) nay-say. AS IF.

Posted 6:24 AM by Gene

Officials: Bin Laden guiding plots against U.S.

TRANSLATION: We don't know from Adam. (As if.)

Posted 5:05 PM by Gene

From the length and verbosity of its latest excuse (and the fact it's slow to publish one of my posts again) we can assume GoogleBlogger will be dysfunctional for some time. Is this why the much vaunted IP000,000,000,000,000 has been held up -- because Blogger is an anchor on Google's zillion-dollar profit potential?

Posted 5:05 PM by Gene

Surprise, surprise, Rigas pere et fils are found guilty of using their cable company as a personal piggy bank.

One wonders when Roberts pere et fils will be indicted.

Posted 2:13 PM by Gene

These apparently have been up for a while, but I just found some VERY NICE WORDS:

The One Minute Pundit is a quick and amusing read. Mr. Steen

THANK YOU! Mr. Steen. I'm glad to see I'm not typing into a total void. Now a hundred or two hundred Mr. Steens and we're getting somewhere.

Posted 1:42 PM by Gene

George Will's TAAAAAAAAAAAA-KIN' CARE OF BIIIIIIZZ-NESSSSS!!!!!

Posted 1:24 PM by Gene

Who needs date-rape drugs when you've got ALCOHOL?

Posted 1:18 PM by Gene

Is there a COURT MARTIAL in this missing Marine's future?

Posted 1:15 PM by Gene

· An editorial in Wednesday's Chronicle carelessly referred to Sen. John Kerry in one reference as "President Kerry." The Chronicle regrets the error.

This is MORE than a Freudian slip.

Posted 11:54 AM by Gene

I wonder what's stopped news hacks from fawning over THE GREAT LEADER. Isn't he merely SUMNER with HIS OWN COUNTRY?

Not that Sumner needs a country.

Posted 11:26 AM by Gene

An-n-n-n-n-n-nother c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-country c-c-c-c-c-c-c-caving?

Posted 9:09 AM by Gene

Johnny won't read: Report shows big drop in reading

1. I will not say it is better for people to read Danielle King Grisham than to read nothing at all. 2. When do our K-12 day-care centers have time for reading? 3. If NEWS HACKS could be surveyed honestly they'd say they don't read either. 4. So much for HARPOCorp and RowlingCorp.

Posted 8:29 AM by Gene

eBay at 106 P/E, Yahoo! at 125 -- sounds good to me!

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

Posted 8:12 AM by Gene

Does anyone outside the BIZ care about politically-correct TV ratings?

Posted 6:30 AM by Gene

Lawmaker Rises, Spouse Prospers

By gum, whole FAMILIES can prosper in this here politics!

Guess who loses.

Posted 8:01 PM by Gene

Perhaps it says something that all those wacko leftists have made P. R. MIKE into the GOD of LIE$, but it says something too that moviegoers are staging a VIRTUAL BOYCOTT of MICKEYMOUSE NIXON'S APOLOGY. Having already insulted their intelligence, he compounds his problem with a phony mea culpa. They KNOW, more than MICKEYMOUSE NIXON knows. This is but another superfluous indication that NIXON DESTROYED HIS COMPANY'S "FAMILY FRANCHISE" and has thrown away any right to be BELIEVED, other than by the always supercredulous SHOW-BIZ NEWS HACKS.

And as I expected A YEAR AGO, DE-Lovely is getting DE-BONED, DE-CLAWED, DE-CLEATED, DE-FACED, DE-FANGED, DE-FENESTRATED, DE-FILED, DE-FLATED, DE-LETED, DE-MEANED, DE-MERITED, DE-MISED, DE-MOLISHED, DE-MONITIZED, DE-MORALIZED, DE-RACINATED, DE-RAILED, DE-RIDED, DE-SEXED, DE-STROYED, DE-TESTED, and DE-VALUED on its way to an after-the-fact anticlimactic DE-LOUSING and DE-WORMING. How can the SAMMY GLICKMEN make a good musical when they can't make a good MOVIE?!?!?

Posted 5:36 PM by Gene

'Spamalot' inks cast

Richard Burton, Robert Goulet and Julie Andrews they are not.

Much as I hate to douse cold water on this Arthurian legend, I've a strong hunch this is little more than tuneless songs mated to the usual whimsical grossout humor, but it will be a hit because the ad-blurb copywriters have a soft spot for Monty Python, much as they have a soft spot for anything that flatters their alleged intelligence.

Does anyone miss the likes of the great Broadway songwriters other than me?

Posted 5:32 PM by Gene

More GENIUS from THE COMEBACK KID, EINSTEIN SELIG: The Tigers are getting free money for not playing at their old ballpark!

Posted 5:24 PM by Gene

I'm a little puzzled, ANDY S.; I'd think you'd be happy that liberals are getting the spotlight at the GOP infomercial-protest magnet-security headache in Manhattan. (After all, aren't they SOUTH PARK REPUBLICANS? Been a while since we've heard you say that, ANDY. WHERE did it go, ANDY?!?) More to the point, who will watch it other than TV comedians?

Posted 5:22 PM by Gene

First a dad, then a mayor
Family man James K. Hahn is on a 'personal quest' to run the city of Los Angeles 'and still have a normal life.'

By definition, public officials are never normal.

Posted 5:16 PM by Gene

MORE ACTUAL EXCELLENCE FROM G000,000,000,000,000GLE!!!!!:

Buy and sell tickets to premium and sold out events
USA Today - 2 hours ago
LOS ANGELES (AP) Actor Marlon Brando was cremated after a private memorial service attended by a small group of family members and friends, his attorney said Wednesday.

Hey Googliooglians, WHERE'S THE IP000,000,000,000,000?????

Posted 5:10 PM by Gene

Like the jolly balding guy who runs my alma mater (EVERY photo shows him SMILING!!!!!), which just sent out its latest alumni bulletin, which nowhere mentions it let a gabby vagina horde an auditorium.

Posted 5:06 PM by Gene

And speaking of megalomaniacs, Syracuse is using its students' tuition to build a palace for one its star profs, THE KING OF BLURBS, HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS WHO DECREES TV BETTER THAN EVER!!!!!

Some college presidents could use a REEDUCATION CAMP.

Posted 5:02 PM by Gene

STERNO and PROF and the USUAL GIGABLOGGERS who can afford to gloat are celebrating that Technorati follows 3 MILLION BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To which I respond, how many give up after the first week? How many have anything to say? How many are read, like mine, only by their creators? And how many can turn a limited shtick into WORLD DOMINATION, like STERNO and PROF and ANDY S. and LITTLE and MR. BLEAT and STARDATE and the VOLOKHEADS and GAWKER and the rest of the usual tiresome gang of zillion-hit idiots?

Posted 5:01 PM by Gene

Surprise, surprise. Enron Ken won't be able to blame Dubya.

Posted 4:59 PM by Gene

What is with Kinsley.com? Yestderday on its home page it called Sen. Polyester "THE RIGHT CHOICE." Now "He's No. 2!" This is either mendacity or flailing, and with Kinsley.com it's hard to know which from which.

Posted 4:55 PM by Gene

Well it looks like we're back to getting one or two hits a day. I blame (among others) Blogger's parent Google for not linking me with related sites. (This to top off its excellent blogging service -- will wonders never cease?) I've been at it for almost eighteen months and I'm getting one hit a day? Is anybody out there?

Posted 9:59 AM by Gene

An ice-battle scene in "King Arthur" comes alive thanks to nearly 500 visual effects. [Home page hed]

TRANSLATION: Hollywood can't make a good simple movie any more if it TRIED.

Posted 9:57 AM by Gene

When do news reports influence those in black robes?

When they want to make sure they're gonna live forever.

Of course, in the U. S. Ninth Circuit, they DO live forever.

Posted 9:54 AM by Gene

It seems odd that the A-NUMBER-ONE SOURCE for ENTERTAINMENT PR should evidence a "CONCERN" for CELEBRITIES' PRIVACY. If it weren't for the endless mind-numbing hip-hooraying press releases USAOKAY! runs for show-biz and its geniuses MAYBE THEY COULD HAVE A PRIVATE LIFE.

Posted 9:44 AM by Gene

Proposal: Make j-students take subway, read Law Journal

That way they become foul-mouthed lawyers.

Posted 8:06 AM by Gene

POLITICS AND VIDEOGAME VIOLENCE: My TechCentralStation column is up.

I can guess: Noooooooo problem, because I'M a LIBERTARIAN. Besides, it's GOOD FOR YOU!

I can discern no difference among the knee-jerk conservative, the knee-jerk liberal, the knee-jerk libertarian, the knee-jerk vegan, etc., etc., ETC.

Posted 7:16 PM by Gene

Rampant Piracy Threatens to Silence Latin Music Industry

Piracy? How about monotony?

Posted 7:06 PM by Gene

Looks like GOOGLEBLOGGER's not going to be fixed for a LONG TIME.

Do you think maybe if we eliminated THAT DORKY ANIMATION when it's UPLOADING it might HELP?

Posted 7:00 PM by Gene

"The mistake makes the New York Post look foolish, and all it shows is that one should not trust the New York Post, a conservative Republican paper, on inside matters of the Democratic Party."

Agreed. But one should not trust THE PAPER OF RECORD et al, liberal Democratic papers, on inside matters in the Republican party. And GUESS WHICH PARTY runs the White House and Congress. SIX OF ONE....

Posted 12:06 PM by Gene

Hey ORRIN! I thought you guys didn't like LAWYERS!

Posted 12:03 PM by Gene

"Just about all the research in the elections field has concluded that vice presidential candidates rarely make much difference at all."

Ah but LARRY, you're not CONSTANTLY IN DEMAND for NOTHING!

Posted 11:40 AM by Gene

Jeez, all these posts about RUPERT'S!!!!!!!!!! DEWEY and not one about our new vice-president!

Well, they both have nice hair.

Posted 11:37 AM by Gene

Newsday goes NYAH NYAH-NYAH NYAAAAAAAAAAH NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Of course with YOUR circulation inflation....

Posted 11:27 AM by Gene

What if they held an Olympics and nobody watched?

Posted 11:15 AM by Gene

COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!

Alas, RUPERT!!!!!!!!!!, it's HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 9:32 AM by Gene

SHUCKS! RUPERT!!!!!!!!!! PULLS IT!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 9:17 AM by Gene

It's on eBay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 8:57 AM by Gene

And THANK YOU AGAIN, GOOGLEBLOGGER, for enabling me to publish my initial post of the day THIRTEEN TIMES!!!!!

Posted 8:34 AM by Gene

What did I say, PROFESSOR? That DIP would choose a SENATOR!!!!!

RIGHT, GOOGLEBLOGGER???????????????????????

Posted 8:32 AM by Gene

Well, if it's any consolation, RUPERT!!!!!!!!!!!!, you'll be popular on eBay.

RIGHT GOOGLEBLOGGER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted 8:29 AM by Gene

Kerry Picks Edwards to Be Running Mate

DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN!

I'm posting this whether or NOT GoogleBlogger works.

Posted 6:27 AM by Gene

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooglllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle
Bllllllllllllllllogggggggggggggggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Posted 6:23 AM by Gene

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWELL! RUPERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAYS it's CONGRESSMAN WEATHERVANE!!!!!

The 'Vane and the 'Do! This should be an exciting campaign zzzzzzzzzz.

Unless of course the STAFF was DEKING.

Posted 3:24 PM by Gene

OSAMA'S INFORMATION MINISTRY'S GOING PUBLIC!

Must be short of cash.

Posted 1:31 PM by Gene

Faced with beating his head against a wall in two different ways, Coach K decided to do it at Duke.

Posted 1:23 PM by Gene

[L]ooking at any of Brando's performances now, it is possible to see how highly stylized they are. Take his Stanley Kowalski, which, at the time, seemed so spontaneous and intuitive one thought he was making it up as he went along (Brando did, indeed, improvise a lot of his own lines but not those). His approach to that character now seems almost as mannered to the present generation as, say, Barrymore's snorting Hamlet did to the generation of the '40s. Every age believes it has reached the ultimate truth in acting when it has only achieved the ultimate in its own style.

OR:

No age or condition is without its heroes. The least incapable general in a nation is its Cæsar, the least imbecile statesman its Solon, the least confused thinker its Socrates, the least commonplace poet its Shakespear.

Posted 12:57 PM by Gene

In honor of the fact that GoogleBlogger just unfroze after freezing up for half an hour, I now present -- GOOGLEBLOGGER'S GREATEST HITS:

Thursday, July 01, 2004
Internal server errors are being intermittently returned on blogger.com - we believe this is a load balancing problem and are working to correct the problem.

Update: This was a transient problem that has been resolved.

Posted by Jason at 1:36 PM

Monday, June 28, 2004
Some Blog*Spot blogs aren't being served — we're looking into the problem.

Update: this has been fixed.

Posted by Eric at 5:25 PM

The Forgot your Password? form is not functional at the moment—we're working on it.

Update: This has been fixed.

Posted by Eric at 9:39 AM

Saturday, June 26, 2004
Blog*Spot Plus users are currently unable to update their blogs. We're working on the problem.

Update: This has been fixed.

Posted by John at 4:06 PM

Thursday, June 24, 2004
bStats is currently unreachable; we're looking into the problem.

Update: bStats is back online.

Posted by Eric at 11:51 AM

Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Currently, the blogger application is not successfully sending mail. This will affect team invites, BlogSend and comment notification. The problem is being worked on.

Update: This has been fixed.

Posted by Jason at 11:38 PM

Tuesday, June 22, 2004
As we update mail-to-blogger to make it more robust, you may experience delays in posting via this feature. These issues will be resolved as we are currently installing additional machines to handle the load.

Posted by Jason at 3:34 PM

Monday, June 21, 2004
Mail-to-Blogger is not currently working and should be back up shortly.

Update: This has been resolved.

Posted by Jason at 1:22 PM

If all these things got fixed why does GoogleBlogger always seem BROKE?

Posted 12:55 PM by Gene

WE'RE GONNA WIN!!!!! WE'RE GONNA WIN!!!!!

Another news hack daydreams.

Posted 12:43 PM by Gene

The nation's NEWS HACKS and knee-jerk lefties (six of one) get a new definition of why ABORTION IS FOREVER:

See, if I'm president, the separation of church and state says I can't subject you to my beliefs. One of my beliefs is I'm against abortion. Therefore the separation of church and state says I can't stop abortion (smug smirk optional).

PINCH!!!!! Time for you and your fellow DEMOCRATS to RAISE THE BANNER FOR...er, IN FAVOR OF THE BELIEF THAT WE CAN'T LEGISLATE MORALITY!!!!!

Posted 11:59 AM by Gene

SADDAM SHOCKER: TYRANT MAY BEAT THE RAP, SAYS BODANSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do CARL LIMBURGER and thr NEWSMAX.COM!!!!!!!!!! STAFF do half their reporting from TALK RADIO?

Posted 8:32 AM by Gene

The land that keeps Wal-Mart's prices low still employs "re-education."

Posted 8:27 AM by Gene

More cute politics: The New Yorker (yes, The New Yorker) tries to disqualify Vice-President Fixer by disclosing a doctor who gave him a clean bill of health is a druggie. Can't you folks debate him on his politics and not his doc's personal troubles?

Posted 8:21 AM by Gene

Attorney General HAMFACE HAMFIST reveals more trickery from up his sneaky sleeve: the "retroactive classification," just another way the Feds can cover up while convincing themselves they did something right.

Posted 4:17 PM by Gene

It is highly unlikely our elected boobs can make a dent in tenure considering that they have tenure THEMSELVES.

Posted 4:11 PM by Gene

I want to know why MR. MARK tries not to be JUDGMENTAL when it comes to adulte -- whoops, women having a second chance at romance, but when the question's Iraq he's the thunderclap of Go -- er, a judgmenta -- er, a sterner force that some people allege lives in the sky.

OR:

Page 4: How to protect the children

CHILDREN? What are children? Aren't those things you have a right to abort?

And here I thought SPIDEY'S PRESS AGENT would leave us alone for the holiday.

Posted 4:03 PM by Gene

Now if Eddie really wanted to boast in this press release, he would have added a "floating 'hopefully'" to his "gaming" for "gambling." OR:

Hopefully gambli...er, gaming will mean more money for this state which will mean more state workers sayin' sorry can't do that, and now that we're financin' an add-on to the convention center in Philly hopefully it means more jobs for waiters and janitors and bellhops and maids -- and when I'm through with this, er, when I'm finished runnin' this state hopefully we'll have MORE HIGH TECH BELLHOPS AND SLOT MACHINES THAN ANY OTHER STATE IN THE UNION!

Posted 9:09 AM by Gene

India test fires nuculear-capable missile

Wait! I thought it was "nucular"!

Posted 8:25 AM by Gene

Look Bob, we know how nice it is to be a hit maker and People and all that, but the next time, do you have to transcribe so much from publicity handouts?

Posted 8:17 AM by Gene

A thing I especially love about full-screen popups is that when you click on the X in the ad to close it, you know it'll take thirty seconds to turn off, so you end up clicking the X on the browser window. A nice touch, TRIB and USAOKAY!

Posted 8:15 AM by Gene

The LEGENDARY WELCHES who fired and outsourced so they could earn zillion-dollar paydays never realized that, yes, America may need some jobs after all. And not necessarily theirs.

Posted 8:03 AM by Gene

For me, toxic shock started to set in before "My Life" officially went on sale.

For me, GLIBERAL, it set in when you called Dreamgirls one of the greatest musicals of all time.

Posted 8:01 AM by Gene

And how apt that on Independence Day some of our soldiers should come home. Maybe Iraq wasn't entirely QUAGMIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after all.

Posted 7:59 AM by Gene

One good turn deserves another:



Here's my celebration of July 4th, again. We should always remember this day isn't just about fireworks and hot-dog-eating contests.