Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Wednesday, January 22, 2003


R. Kelly became a favorite of the pointy-haired cretins who program foreground Muzak (about which more later) with "I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYY
yyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYY"
(add your own melisma here).

So you must understand I'm happy to hear this news.

Hey R. ("whose real name is Robert"), you're grounded.

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