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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, March 08, 2003

Posted 11:03 AM by Gene

I'll say this again, too: your music stinks, your sales are tanking, file-sharing is rampant. If you want to make all these things worse, you'll stand on a soapbox and scream at the top of your lungs that GEORGE BUSH IS A WAR CRIMINAL. Or something.

According to the All Music Guide, a somebody with the stage name of Paris, who "has a new CD stirring controversy with its condemnation of the U.S. stance and an album cover depicting a jet airliner bearing down on the White House," had a "successful" career as a stockbroker. Very comfortable protesting, you could say.

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