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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, March 16, 2003

Posted 10:31 AM by Gene

Some godforsaken PR type (doesn't Donald Trump have better things to do with his debt?) breathlessly informs us that one Billy Bush, "the host of Let's Make a Deal" and "the east coast correspondent for Access Hollywood," and a Hispanic MTV VJ named Daisy, will be co-emceeing the Miss USA Pageant. It wasn't that long ago that Bob Barker and Helen O'Connell did this. WHO?!?!?

One other thing: Let's Make a Deal is still on?

Yes, this simpleton Billy's related to the president. Reading his bio he sounds like a talentless 'do who's always appeared in the right place at the right time. Like the Bushes or loathe them, that does seem to be their MO.

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