Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Saturday, May 31, 2003
As GENERAL JR. unleashes MEGASUPERMONOPOLY MEDIA on America, a couple of overly ambitious jaysonists lick the muddy boots of its greatest hero, THE ZON. (Mmmmmmmmmmmm MMM! Does that taste GOOD!) Of course he'd rather be at Viacon than ExxonMobil or Wal-Mart; where else can you push people around 300 million at a time?
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