Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Saturday, May 03, 2003


I WAS FOR THE WAR! HONEST! Hey, you couldn't get more gung-ho gangbusters than me. Why, just weeks before the war started, I was in the Oval Office, and I was telling Dubya -- er, the president, "Mr. President, don't believe all that malarkey I'm feeding the press about how you've failed America, how we'll go down to a ruinous defeat, how we'll never recover from this tragic farce. That's red meat for the core constituents, and you know what loony lef -- how passionate they are." No, I said, you go out there, Mr. President, and WHOOP SADDAM'S...er, our president did GREAT!

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