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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, July 05, 2003

Posted 5:41 PM by Gene

Yep, Jayson is long gone. Now we can call the executive director of Vancouver's British Vicarage and Tea Time Club "Martin Luther." As I recall, Luther fought corruption in the Catholic Church. This guy's sole purpose is to please Pinch. Just one problem: he seems to have made enemies in "Africa, Asia and Latin America," where the Club is still actually regarded as a church. Ordinarily we might listen to such concerns, as, after all, that part of the world is PC; but our American kind of PC always trumps anyone else's, and thus it is at the normally un-nationalistic Times.

P. S. Here's the weenie who runs the Tea Time Club in Canterbury:



And here's the weenie who runs the Tea Time Club in Vancouver:



I guess there's something about talking to yourself all day that makes you look like an overgrown dork. (I know from experience.)

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