THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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"WE -- THE MEDIA...."
I've been quoting this lunkhead, THIS LUNKHEAD EXECUTIVE EDITOR OF THE KNIGHT RIDDER SAN JOSE NEWSPAPER MONOPOLY, for days because her words are a sinister echo of the Constitution's preamble: "WE the PEOPLE," and maybe she didn't mean them that way, but they sure did come out that way, and what is inescapable, the media have thoroughly supplanted the people to become a law unto themselves.
In time, if I ever get the time, I may write a parody of the Constitution as rewritten by news hacks, and put it up as a permalink. These idiots are above all mortal punishments.