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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Posted 6:34 PM by Gene

May we conclude L'Affaire Gregg by saying everyone's tainted here -- Gregg for his inexcusable tangent, RICHARD MICKEYMOUSE NIXON for firing him, ESPCN for its opportunistic PC, NEWS HACKS for defending film violence because it's trendy and for halting their war on Jews because they could get in bed with show-biz types -- AGAIN, select bloggers like Vir-GIN-ia for being glibertarian, Prof's co-production for wanting to sell a screenplay and beating his breast while doing it, little green fundraiser for calling out the reserves, Tony Sitkorn for practicing synergy with his middle finger, and practically everyone for so thoroughly obscuring facts and truth new media come out just as bad as old? A plague o' ALL your houses.

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