THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Wanna bet the head of Daimler's American operations doesn't know about it -- or if he does, doesn't care? (OR: VEEE didn't knohh veee uset VORCED LABURRR!!! [This content has evidently vanished from Daimler's Web site.])
WANNA BET THEY'D LIKE TO SPONSOR THE OSAMA CHANNEL?
Or as this Dilbertette of corporate lying has said, “Both Dodge and Disney are all about connecting with families!!!!!” How true. They connect with ultraviolent movies and you connect by selling penises.
Oh I forgot to say, they're aiming this at the -- URBAN audience (wink wink), meaning, we think blacks are stupid and uncultured. But then, Hitler didn't like Jesse Owens either.