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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, October 24, 2003

Posted 11:45 AM by Gene

The Philadelphia Daily News, once part of the fitness phreak Bernarr MacFadden's publishing empire and a genuinely colorful paper, now has no reason to live, being the butt end of a local KnightRidder monopoly and battered by a free Metro tabloid. So it flails at its customers, running a regular Thursday PR department on hiphop (gotta reach those YOUNG, URBAN, DUMB readers who don't touch newspapers) and now with front-page show-biz ads. "YOU NAME IT, SCARY MOVIE 3 MAKES FUN OF IT!!!!!" pounds the News on its big expensive table. (Except EisnerCorp, RICHARD MICKEYMOUSE NIXON, Harvey Whiner, or The Philadelphia Daily News.) That this paper is strictly from Squaresville, all its show-biz hyperventilating notwithstanding, is also on the cover. It's endorsing John Street for reelection.

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