Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Sunday, October 19, 2003


Prof's co-production Mr. Need-a-Screenplay-I-Got-It basks in the glow of flattery over his "second scoop" in as many days: LALA's ad-blurb copywriters are canceling their awards ceremony (he says) over JACK's free-DVD fiasco.

Aside from GOOD, I can only say this is no scoop; BLUNDER's super-PR guy reported the sage Robert Altman threatening to boycott the OscarsĀ®. These clowns' hubris knows no bounds. To see them immolate themselves over pieces of gold-plated tin should prove highly amusing.

I stand corrected: gold-plated britannium.

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