Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Wednesday, October 01, 2003
Students learned arithmetic by adding 4 + 28 because April 28 is Mr. Hussein's birthday (an occasion once celebrated with cakes and dancing during four-hour-long parties at schools). They learned their multiplication tables by computing the casualty count of shooting down four American planes with three crew members each.
And STILL we shouldn't have invaded Iraq.
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