Posted 7:37 AM by Gene

I've done this before, so....Let's see if I can read a column without reading it, in this case, The Gliberal's, and all I have to go by is the front-page hed: Angels, Reagan, and AIDS in America. Okay, here goes:

Angels in America is the greatest play ever written, penned by a man who out Wildes Oscar Wilde, and the new HBO special is the greatest thing ever to air on that supreme cultural oasis -- better even than The Sopranos, which is mankind's greatest achievement. (Well, maybe second to it. Got that plug in.) It was Tony Kushner's genius to link the political corruption of the greed-is-good eighties (gotta get that in there) to that senile doddering old HOMOPHOBE Ronald Reagan, who always passed the buck -- especially on AIDS, which because of his indifference he helped promulgate -- BUT perhaps (perhaps) he is not the embodiment of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL that Kushner and THE NOSE (pardon, the producers of The Reagans) thought he was; he was merely weak and misguided, a Silent Cal for the computer age. No, THAT honor goes to the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL Dubya, who....

There. I've finished his column for the week. Now on to BLUNDER.

Glib, why should we read newspaper columnists right or left when we could write your columns in a coma -- as you do?