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    • THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
    I know more than you.
    I make lots more money than you.
    I'm smarter than you.
    I'm sexier than you.
    I appear on TV all the time.
    I work ten minutes a day.
    I rule the universe.
    I'm going to live forever.
    You are an idiot.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
    A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
    I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
    --JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
    News isn't news when we don't report it.

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    Tuesday, November 11, 2003

    Posted 8:50 AM by Gene

    Maybe here's why: the news hacks who go teddy-bear squooshy over them ordinary make-believe pee-pul from good ol' Mayberry are THE SAME FOLKS WHO GOT US OUT OF VIETNAM, the Vietnamese be damned, the Cambodians be damned, the Laotians be damned -- OUR VETERANS BE DAMNED. (Don't forget what TODAY is.) This is more than misplaced nostalgia for a time before they helped screw up the world; this is another attempt to rig history so they're not responsible for their actions. Prof. Gelernter, WHY DON'T YOU WRITE MORE?

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