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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, November 30, 2003

Posted 5:39 PM by Gene

Unfortunately I had to find out about this on Free Republic as this is another one of those hoity-toity WALL STREET JOURNALS exclusives, but Roy Disney has submitted his resignation to RICHARD MICKEYMOUSE NIXON -- and he's called upon TRICKY DICK TO RESIGN. Sorry ROY, you helped bring RICHARD to Burbank, so you must assume responsibility for him becoming THE DESPICABLE TYRANT he is, and for EISNERCORP becoming a power-hungry media dictatorship. You had your run when the company was worth $100 billion, Roy, but that run has ended, and people can see thorugh your industry's every strategem. SORRY Roy, I don't care what your last name is, I have no pity for you. (And reading the article it appears TRICKY DICK ESSENTIALLY FIRED ROY; so like the fellow in Hoagy Carmichael's rockin' chair, HE AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE.)

And as you might expect, all the Freepers are complaining about the GAYS NIXON brought to the company and the theme parks. Sorry dummies, that isn't the problem.

The headline's on CBS.Marketwatch now.

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