Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Monday, November 10, 2003


We're finding out more about our politicos than we want to know: not only do we learn Rep. Cowface Flipflop's a bachelor (with that mug it figures), he's also a vegan (which figures too).

Or to paraphrase a poem inspired by the last bachelor to occupy the White House, Grover Cleveland:

Ma! Ma! Where's my lunch?
Gone to the White House (munch munch munch)!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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