Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Monday, November 10, 2003
We're finding out more about our politicos than we want to know: not only do we learn Rep. Cowface Flipflop's a bachelor (with that mug it figures), he's also a vegan (which figures too).
Or to paraphrase a poem inspired by the last bachelor to occupy the White House, Grover Cleveland: Ma! Ma! Where's my lunch? Gone to the White House (munch munch munch)! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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